nice try bing
They did it, they fucking did it.
can someone explain this to me
Thirty years ago a legendary ET game came to fruition, so awful that as the tale told, all unsold copies of it were buried in a pit in New Mexico. A documentary film crew has just unearthed the stash, proving the legend true.
I don’t think people fully grasp just how awful it was. This one game, by the sheer merit of its unmatched shittiness, destroyed the video game and console market so thoroughly that the at home video game nearly went the way of the 8-track player.
It was literally so awful that it nearly changed the entire course of technology.
how can a video game possibly be that bad
So here in Austin, Texas there’s this old abandoned chuck e cheese, and my mom told me that there were the animatronic characters. Rumor has it it was previously a grocery store where the clerk hung himself, so apparently the animatronics moved at night or something. Not sure why, but no one wants this building, it’s been abandoned for years. I went to the location and peeked through the window. Most of it was gutted (like it has been for years). But I looked over to the left and there was this fuzzy arm AND I LIKE FUCKING SCREAMED.
Turns out I was being stupid and it was a pole. But like srsly all this 5 nights at Freddie’s stuff I was afraid I was gonna see that duck or something.
Me: *watches lp of 5 nights at freddie’s at 12am with friend*
Me: *has to pee*
Me: *walking to the bathroom* There are no animatronics in my house there are no animatronics in my house
When Your walking really slowly to class and the bell already rang and you know the teacher isn’t there yet so you try to beat them:
So I heard that you can’t use fur suits because you get fired
And you can’t protect yourself with salt/ holy water/or performing an exorcism because you of course get fired of damaging property or just get killed in to progress
So everyone’s thinking “how the fuck do I survive these nights without dieing?”
An portable power generator
Now you can close the god damn doors and listen to music all night long